A five-gallon and a three-gallon. I can get used to this. Zeus Carver : : You are about to have a very bad day. No I'm a beautician. I'm just your kind of asshole," is cut out. [trying to get to one of Simon's destinations on time in a stolen cab]. : : [chasing a fat woman away from a phone, expecting Simon's call] John McClane : : Zeus Carver : Mathias Targo : You c-c-c-couldn't catch me if I stole your ch-ch-chair with you in it! McClane has fallen on hard times; after moving to New York City and breaking up with his wife, he's developed a drinking problem and has been suspended from the NYPD. Simon Any kind of surveillance, telephone, house, anything unusual at all? Who is this guy, Houdini? I should have seen it coming a mile away. : You can simply say that there was a fat woman on it and it took you a minute to get her off. Cross-dressing? Between you and Simon, you're fucking up a perfectly good hangover. TV version aired on FX (as of May 2002) removes a few more elements: the blood in the elevator and when the guard is knifed are missing, all the language is filtered, the placard reads 'I Hate People', while also missing are two catch phrases--Zeus: "Are you aiming for these people?" John McClane Be there. : [Sarcastically] What'd he say? It's a trick. John McClane I didn't. Company Credits [hands Zeus a gun, on the freighter, hiding behind a container] We run pretty much up under the saw mill until you get up to the Coffer Dam. The guy we're looking for is nuts. Inspector Cobb But you're ten seconds late. Oh, that's just great! : Simon Gruber Rescue comes in the nick of time from Zeus Carver (the great Samuel L. Jackson), a Harlem store owner who wants this crazy white cop out of his hood. Why? : Now, the bomb has to arm itself. : : : John McClane Did you know he was Collector of Customs right here in New York? Video Description. His name is Peter Krieg. As nice as their chance as well as I had mine.". Die Hard With A Vengeance GIFs - Get the best GIF on GIPHY